"I told him I'd played two years on a high school team----"
"Oh! That explains it. You high school ginks usually don't know enough football to make the first year team. Guess Farnsworth thought you were like the run of 'em."
"Maybe," replied Myron indifferently, "but it's not my business to teach you fellows how to run your affairs."
"Hard luck for us, isn't it? Well, say, Mr. 'Igh and 'Aughty, you trek across there and tell Farnsworth I say you're graduated from my bunch. Get it? Tell him to put you somewhere else, and tell him I don't care where it is!"
"Thanks," returned Myron with deep sarcasm. "I'm horribly sorry to leave you, though. It's a real pleasure working under such a gentlemanly instructor, Mr. Cummins."
Cummins watched him for a long moment with his mouth open. "Well, what do you know about that?" he murmured at last. "The cheeky beggar!" Then he grinned again and, surprising amused and delighted expressions on the countenances of those of his squad who had been near enough to overhear the conversation, quickly changed the grin for a scowl. "All right now!" he barked. "Line up along there. Who's got the ball? Let's see what you pin-heads know about starting."
Myron's message to Farnsworth resulted in his finishing the practice with a group of fellows whose education had progressed beyond the rudimentary stage. Toward the last of the period he was put to catching punts with a half-dozen other backfield candidates and performed to his own satisfaction at least. There was no scrimmage today, nor was there any for several days following, and at five o'clock Coach Driscoll sent them off to the showers. Later Myron went upstairs and found the physical director and underwent his examination, obtaining a chart filled with perplexing lines and puzzling figures and official permission to engage in "any form of athletics approved by the Committee." After which he returned rather wearily to Number 17 Sohmer and Joe Dobbins.
The next forenoon Myron set off in a spare hour to find the tutor whose address Mr. Morgan had given him. If he had cherished the notion of possibly getting along without coaching in Latin his experiences that morning had banished it. Mr. Addicks, or Old Addie, as he was called, was a likable sort and popular with the students, but he was capable of a gentle sarcasm that was horribly effective with any one whose skin was less thick than that of a rhinoceros, and an hour or so ago he had caused Myron to heartily wish himself small enough to creep into a floor crack and pull some dust over him! No use talking, Myron told himself as he set forth for Mill Street, he'd have to find this chap and get right to work. He wouldn't face that horrible Addicks again until he had put in a solid week of being tutored. It would get him in bad at the Office, maybe, if the instructor called on him very often in that week, for he would just say "Not prepared," but anything was to be preferred to standing up there like a jay and letting Addicks make fun of him!