What can be more objectionable than the irreverent and offensive manner in which many Dissenting ministers continually pronounce the names of the Deity--God and Lord? God, instead of pronouncing in the plain and beautiful simple old English way, "G-o-d," they drawl out into "Gorde" or "Gaude;" and Lord, instead of speaking in the proper way, they desecrate into "Loard" or "Loerd,"--lingering on the _u_, or the _r_, as the case may be, until an honest hearer feels disgusted, and almost inclined to run the gauntlet of beadles and deacons, and pull the vulgar preacher from his pulpit. This is, though a Christian impulse, hardly in accordance with our modern times and tolerant habits. Many young preachers strive hard to acquire this peculiar pronunciation, in imitation of the older ministers. What, then, can more properly be called Slang, or, indeed, the most objectionable of Slang, than this studious endeavour to pronounce the most sacred names in a uniformly vulgar and unbecoming manner? If the old-fashioned preacher whistled Cant through his nose, the modern vulgar reverend whines Slang from the more natural organ. These vagaries of speech will, perhaps, by an apologist, be termed "pulpit peculiarities," and the writer may be impugned for having dared to intermeddle with a subject that is or should be removed from his criticisms. Honesty of purpose and evident truthfulness of remark will, however, overcome the most virulent opposition. The terms used by the mob towards the Church, however illiberal and satirically vulgar, are fairly within the province of an inquiry such as the present. A clergyman, in vulgar language, is spoken of as a "choker," a "cushion-thumper," a "dominie," an "earwig," a "gospel-grinder," a "grey-coat parson;" a "spouter," a "white-choker," or a "warming-pan rector," if he only holds the living _pro tempore_. If he is a lessee of the great tithes, "one in ten;" or if spoken of by an Anglo-Indian, a "rook." If a Tractarian, his outer garment is rudely spoken of as a "pygostole," or "M. B. (mark of the beast) coat." His profession is termed "the cloth" (this item of Slang has been already referred to), and his practice is called "tub-thumping." This latter term has of late years been almost peculiarly confined to itinerant preachers. Should he belong to the Dissenting body, he is probably styled a "pantiler," or a "psalm smiter," or perhaps, a "swaddler."[51] His chapel, too, is spoken of as a "schism shop." A Roman Catholic is coarsely named a "brisket-beater."