_October_ 13.--A pretty little episode happened at home to-day. The gardener's boy asked me if he might try his new axe on the old cherry-tree, which I have often vainly urged mother to cut down. I said, "By all means." It appears that he misunderstood me and cut down the tree. My mother was about to send him away, but I went straight to her and said I would take the entire responsibility for the loss of the tree on myself, as I had always openly advocated its removal and that the gardener's boy was well aware of my views on the subject. My mother was so much touched at my straightforwardness that she gave me some candy, a refreshment to which I am still partial. Would that the ushers at school could share her fine discrimination, her sound judgment, and her appreciation of character.
_Rome. The Ides of March_.--It is curious that Julius Cæsar should have considered this date to be unlucky! It was on that--for him auspicious--date that he was for ever prevented from committing the egregious folly of accepting the crown of Rome. A _king_ of Rome is an unthinkable thing! An emperor of the Roman Empire is, of course, a very different matter.
_April_ 1.--Faustina, in accordance with some ridiculous tradition, committed a grossly undignified act. She came into my study, the third hour--my busiest time, and asked me to lend her the memoirs of Remus in the Wolf's Lair. I spent a fruitless half-hour in search of the book. It then occurred to me that the whole matter was a jest--in the very worst taste, since both my secretaries were present--and I regret to say they smiled.
_April_ 6.--Went to the games, in company with Faustina and Commodus. Commodus, as usual, too exuberant in the manner of his applause. I am all in favour of his applauding. The games are not what they used to be. The modern lions consume the Christians without the slightest discrimination. All this modern hurry and hustle is very distressing.
_April_ 10.--Stayed at Tivoli with V.... and A.... from Saturday to Monday. Even in a country house a day may be well spent. Much interesting talk on the Fiscal question. V.... deprecates Tariff Reform in all its shapes. A.... while remaining, as he ever was, a staunch Free Trader, considers that in some cases--and given certain conditions --retaliation is admissible--possibly in the matter of the fringes of litters and the axles of chariot-wheels---objects which exclusively concern the very rich.