Either the _Devil_ is grown an ill Master, and gives but mean Wages, that he can get no better Servants; or else Common Sense is grown very low priz'd and contemptible; that such as these are fit Tools to continue the Succession of Fraud, and carry on the _Devil_'s Interest in the World; for were not the Passions and Temper of Mankind deeply pre-engaged in favour of this dark Prince, we could never suffer our selves to accept of his Favours by the Hands of such contemptible Agents as these! How do we receive his Oracles from an old Witch of particular Eminence, and who we believe to be more than ordinarily inspir'd from Hell; I say, we receive the Oracle with Reverence; that is to say, with a kind of Horror, with regard to the Black Prince it comes from, and at the same time turn our Faces away from the Wretch that mumbles out the Answers, lest she should cast an _Evil Eye_, as we call it, upon us, and put a Devil into us when she plays the _Devil_ before us? How do we listen to the Cant of those worst of Vagabonds the _Gypsies_, when at the same time we watch our Hedges and Hen-roosts for fear of their thieving?
Either the DEVIL uses us more like Fools than he did our Ancestors, or we really are worse Fools than those Ages produced, for they were never deluded by such low-priz'd _Devils_ as we are; by such despicable _Bridewell_ DEVILS, that are fitter for a Whipping-post than an Altar, and instead of being receiv'd as the Voice of an Oracle, should be sent to the House of Correction for Pick-pockets.
Nor is this accidental, and here and there one of these Wretches to be seen, but in short, if it has been in other Nations as it is with us, I do not see that the DEVIL was able to get any better People into his Pay, or at least very rarely: Where have we seen any thing above a Tinker turn Wizard? and where have we had a Witch of Quality among us, Mother _Je------gs_ excepted? and if she had not been more of something else than a Witch, 'twas thought she had never got so much Money by her Profession.
Magicians, Southsayers, Devil-raisers, and such People, we have heard much of, but seldom above the Degree of the meanest of the mean People, the lowest of the lowest Rank: Indeed the Word _Wise Men_, which the _Devil_ wou'd fain have had his Agents honour'd with, was used a while in _Egypt_, and in _Persia_, among the _Chaldeans_, but it continued but a little while, and never reach'd so far Northward as our Country; nor, however the _Devil_ has managed it, have many of our great Men, who have been most acquainted with him, ever been able to acquire the Title of Wise Men.