But there’s somethin’ in the step of him, there’s somethin’ in his bearin’, Somethin’ haughty-like and scornful, as he paces to the fore, Somethin’ swellin’ out responsive to the flattery of the starin’, Of the little groups discussin’ parish gossip round the door. What if through the workin’ week-days, fame his humble labours scornin’, He is just a common mortal whom the stains of toil besmirch, Whose opinions matter nothin’—here he is the Blessed Mornin’ In his Sunday regimentals,—and the Pillar of the Church.
Ay, the Pillar of the Church is he, and woe to them who’d doubt him; Faith, he’d put them to the right-about, and face them to the rear, For it’s never parish-priest there’s been could carry on without him, Since St. Michael’s been a parish church—it’s goin’ on fifty year. Don’t we see him time and time again, the chest of him expandin’, Superintendin’ things that matter not, and things that matter much? Don’t we see him with “the gentlemen,” the officer commandin’, Every Christmas Day and Easter writin’ down the names and such?
Ain’t he present all occasions when there’s grave deliberatin’ On important parish matters at the school or presbyt’ry? With the eyes of him a-blinkin’ and the wisdom radiatin’— He, the sole survivin’ member of the first church “Komitee”? And maintainin’ which distinction, don’t it make stonewallin’ sweeter?— And a heap of “argyfyin’” cannot shift him from his perch— Don’t he tell them how they did things in the time of Father Peter? Faith, he shows ’em there’s a kick left in the Pillar of the Church.
Sure the Pillar of the Church it was that saved the situation, “With the whole of ’em agin him,” as I’ve often heard him tell; ’Twas he “seen the danger comin’,” he that “med the suggestation.” He that “druv ’em to their rat-holes,” where he shook ’em good and well. He’s the Pillar of the Church, bedad, and never shy or shrinkin’, Nor afraid to be upstandin’ his opinions for to state. Times the priest he’s flabbergasted; once he set the bishop thinkin’; That he did, Man—“ups and ats” him, “lets him have it purty straight.”
Och, ’twould do you good to hear him, with an “audjunce” round him gawkin’, Tell of openin’s here and “big days,” puttin’ modern feats to scorn; And the banquets and the speeches, and the “Arrah, don’t be talkin’, Sure the half of them that’s livin’ now don’t know that they are born.” And the priests he knew by dozens, and the strugglin’ and the strivin’, And the failure starin’ at ’em, had he left ’em in the lurch; Times and times he travelled with ’em, and “tremenjus” was the drivin’— Pshaw, a hundred miles was larkin’ to the Pillar of the Church.