SCENE III.--We are inside the house again. MRS. HUBBARD is still reading a page of the magazine. In dashes MR. HUBBARD with the sock and stocking.
MR. HUBBARD. My darling, what do you think? Father Christmas has sent you a little present. (He hands her the stocking.)
MRS. HUBBARD. Henry! Has he sent you one too?
MR. HUBBARD (holding up his sock). Observe!
MRS. HUBBARD. How sweet of him! I wonder what mine is. What is yours, darling?
MR. HUBBARD. I haven't looked yet, my love. Perhaps just a few nuts or something of that sort, with a card attached saying, "To wish you the old, old wish." We must try not to be disappointed, whatever it is, darling.
MRS. HUBBARD. Of course, Henry. After all, it is the kindly thought which really matters.
MR. HUBBARD. Certainly. All the same, I hope--Will you look in yours, dear, first, or shall I?
MRS. HUBBARD. I think I should like to, darling. (Feeling it) It feels so exciting. (She brings out a diamond necklace) Henry!
MR. HUBBARD. My love! (They embrace) Now you will be able to go to Court. You must say that your husband is unfortunately in bed with a bad cold. You can tell me all about it when you come home. I shall be able to amuse myself with--(He is feeling in his sock while talking, and now brings out the watch and chain.)
MR. HUBBARD. A gentleman's gold hunter and Albert watch-chain. My darling!
(They put down their presents on the table and embrace each other again.)
MRS. HUBBARD. Let's put them on at once, Henry, and see how they suit us.
MR. HUBBARD. Allow me, my love. (He fastens her necklace.)
MRS. HUBBARD (happily). Now I feel really dressed again! Oh, I wish we had a looking-glass.
MR. HUBBARD (opening his gold watch). Try in here, my darling.
MRS. HUBBARD (surveying herself). How perfectly sweet! . . . Now let me put your watch-chain on for you, dear. (She arranges it for him--HENRY very proud.)
MRS. HUBBARD. You look fascinating, Henry!
MR. HUBBARD (taking out his watch and-looking at it ostentatiously). Well, well, we ought to be starting. My watch makes it 11.58. (He holds it to her ear) Hasn't it got a sweet tick?
MRS. HUBBARD. Sweet! But starting where, Henry? Do you mean we can really--But you haven't any money.
MR. HUBBARD. Money? (Taking out a handful) Heaps of it.
