SOME CHAPTERS IN THE LIFE OF JOSEPH BINDLE
"Bindle is the greatest Cockney that has come into being through the medium of literature since Dickens wrote Pickwick Papers" MR. T. P. O'CONNOR, M.P.
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WHO AS HER SON'S BEST FRIEND IS PROBABLY HIS WORST CRITIC
Some years ago I wrote an account of one of Bindle's "little jokes," as he calls them, which appeared in _Blackwood's Magazine_. As a result the late Mr. William Blackwood on more than one occasion expressed the opinion that a book about Bindle should be written, and suggested that I offer it to him for publication. Other and weighty matters intervened, and Bindle passed out of my thoughts.
Last year, however, the same suggestion was made from other quarters, and in one instance was backed up by a material reasoning that I found irresistible.
A well-known author once assured me that in his opinion the publisher who wrote books should, like the double-headed ass and five-legged sheep, be painlessly put to death, preferably by the Society of Authors, as a menace to what he called "the legitimate."
Authors have been known to become their own publishers, generally, I believe, to their lasting regret; why, therefore, should not a publisher become his own author? At least he would find some difficulty in proving to the world that his failure was due to under-advertising.
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FOREWORD I. THE BINDLES AT HOME II. A NOCTURNAL ADVENTURE III. THE HYPNOTIC FIASCO IV. THE HEARTYS AT HOME V. BINDLE TRIES A CHANGE OF WORK VI. THE HOTEL CORRIDOR VII. BINDLE COMMITS AN INDISCRETION VIII. THE GREAT CONSPIRACY IX. THE TEMPERANCE FÊTE X. MR. HEARTY PRAYS FOR BINDLE XI. MR. HEARTY BECOMES EXTREMELY UNPOPULAR XII. BINDLE AGREES TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE XIII. OXFORD'S WELCOME TO BINDLE XIV. MR. HEARTY GIVES A PARTY XV. BINDLE AND THE GERMAN MENACE XVI. THE AMATEUR DETECTIVES XVII. BINDLE MAKES A MISTAKE XVIII. BINDLE ASSISTS IN AN ELOPEMENT XIX. THE SCARLET HORSE COTERIE XX. MILLIE LEAVES HOME XXI. CONCLUSION
"Women," remarked Bindle, as he gazed reflectively into the tankard he had just drained, "women is all right if yer can keep 'em from marryin' yer."