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Pleiades Club--Telegraphers' Paradise on Planet Mars

PUBLISHED BY MULTNOMAH PRINTING COMPANY PORTLAND, OREGON MCMXVII

Pleiades Club--Telegraphers' Paradise on Planet Mars

_To Edgar W. Collins, Poet-Laureate of the Telegraph; noble, high-minded gentleman; a true friend; this little volume is inscribed with a loving heart._

Pleiades Club--Telegraphers' Paradise on Planet Mars

Chapter I--On the Planet Mars 7 Eternity Illustrated 7 Lincoln’s Birthday on Planet Mars 7 Aaron Hilliker Sings Old Song 8 Biff Cook Makes a Speech 9

Chapter II--Fourth of July on Planet Mars 11 Colonel Crain Delivers Address 12

Chapter IV--Chicago Takes a Hand 21 Al Baker’s Speech 21

Chapter V--Peter Rowe’s Prohibition Speech 25

Chapter VI--California Elects a President 29

Chapter VIII--The Planet Mars Enjoys a Telegraphers’ Tournament 37

Chapter IX--Washington’s Birthday Celebration on Planet Mars 41

Chapter XI--Cleveland Day on Planet Mars 48

Chapter XII--Planet Mars Entertains Railroad Telegraph Superintendents 52

Chapter XIII--Charles A. Tinker Arrives on Planet Mars 55

Chapter XIV--Tom Edison’s Inventions Applauded on Planet Mars 59

Chapter XV--Debut of Henry Ward Beecher on Planet Mars 62 Ernest Emery Heard From 63 P. V. De Graw Speaks 65

Chapter XVI--The Magnetic and Morse Clubs Entertain 66

Chapter XVII--Our Canadian Brothers on Planet Mars 69

Chapter XVIII--Relief Expedition From Planet Mars 71

Chapter XIX--Pennsylvania Day on Planet Mars 75

Chapter XX--The Journey to Jupiter 78 Adam Sends “73” to His Posterity 79

In offering the “Pleiades Club” to the public, I have no apologies to make. Some may object to the declarations contained herein, but they are all consistent with intelligent beliefs, and not contrary to fixed or orthodox faith. “There is no death,” and my thought is to strengthen and impress this health-giving idea upon all of my readers. I have undertaken to describe a reign of harmony that exists after “Life’s fitful fever” which is more worthy of credence than the hell afire and damnation espoused by some creeds and religions; and I hope that my telegraph friends will feel better on this score from a perusal of the “Pleiades Club.”