15. Before you go too far, Be sure there’s not another side The brighter side to mar.
16. A life both long and wisely spent, With children to your heart’s content.
17. Happy when single, but not content, You’ll marry in haste and soon repent.
18. Lovers and books romantic-- Music of the grand Atlantic-- This year will make you nearly frantic.
19. The “Mighty Dollar” cannot buy The love for which in vain you sigh.
20. Look in the glass and you will see Your source of power and frailty.
21. A well known line you may transpose-- “A thorn is always near a rose.”
22. You nobly strive to make it known “’Tis bad for man to be alone.”
23. Before the present year is out, Your wedding cards will be about.
24. Drifting away, day by day! No one to say, “Stay! oh, stay!”
25. A heartless flirt! you’ll penance do For all the innocents you slew.
26. To you, I’m afraid, it is useless to preach About the temptations of Rockaway Beach.
27. Merry and free your revelry! Soon tired you’ll be of deviltry.
28. You’ll give up athletics; And take to æsthetics.
29. On some fine day, not very remote, You’ll meet your match on a Rockaway boat.
30. Your head is hot, your heart is cold-- I pity your lot when you grow old.
31. When you’re seized with fits æsthetic, Take at once a strong emetic.
32. With throbbing heart and trembling hand Soon at the altar you will stand.
33. You’ll count among your future joys, Six little girls, six little boys.
34. Before you sip, take firm grip, You’ll have no slip ’tween cup and lip.
35. Your pace, I fear, is rather fast-- Your love’s by far too hot to last!
36. The greatest blessing you will find, That Love should be completely blind.
37. Inconstant as the fickle wind, From day to day you’ll change your mind.
38. Newport is the grand resort For those, like you, intent on sport.
39. A blow on the pier--a plunge in the brine-- Is all that’s required to make you divine.
40. Lovers come and quickly go When they find your heart like dough.
41. The slightest rebuff makes you ready to die, So fatal the kick from a gay butterfly.
42. Like Wilde and such æsthetic guys, You ape an angel in disguise.
43. When weary of sands and the wild waves’ play, To the glorious White Mountains fly away.
44. So rich, but sad; suppose you try The Tonics of Adversity.