Chamberlin replied: "You needn't worry about onion breath. Order the steak, find when you get your bill I'll have it so large it'll take your breath away."
There are only a few brands of manufactured articles that are kept by _all_ grocers. Ivory Soap is one of these.
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_This novel has the wonderful charm of reminiscence and the interest connected with the development of a mystery which made Peter Ibbetson and Trilby world-famous. The opening chapters present a delightful picture of school-boy life in Paris a generation ago._
A gentleman owning a cotton estate had a characteristic old "mammy" who never could be found without her pipe. One day her employer asked her if she expected to go to heaven.
"But, auntie, you know you smoke a great deal, and the angels surely will not like that."
"No; still they will smell tobacco on your breath."
"'Deed dey won't, sah. Ise reckon I done leave m' bref here."
"Hi, Freddie!" cried his father, as the boy entered the elevator to go upstairs. "What are you going upstairs for?"
"So's I can come down again in the elevator," said Freddie.
"Isn't the mountain air bracing?" said Mr. Hicks.
"Yes, pretty bracing," said Wallie. "It doesn't make my bicycle go any better, though, pumping this mountain air into the tires, than the plain old home air does."
"How did you find your little dog when you got home from the country, Polly?"
TOMMIE. "My papa's gone fly-fishing this morning."
NELLIE. "Poh! That's a queer thing to do, I think. I can sit right here in the hotel and catch all the flies I want without going fishing for 'em."
"Sam, I'm proud of you," said the Mayor of the town. "It was a noble deed to jump into the water and save a drowning man."
"Indeed it was, Sam. There you were on a dark night peacefully pursuing your way home, when the screams of a dying man reached your ears, and without a moment's hesitation you rushed down to the deserted pier and plunged into the cold water at the risk of your life, and rescued a fellow-being. Ah, Sam, it was certainly a noble deed, and again I say it, I'm proud of such a citizen, and the town joins me in bestowing its hearty well-wishes on you."