But being as soon tir’d of _Dublin_, as a _Drury-Lane_ Strumpet is of Beetle and Punny in _Bridewell_, I left that lewd Town to visit the Country; accordingly I went to _Manooth_, a Town in the County of _Kildare_, where I saw nothing memorable, but an old Castle much ruinated by the famous Usurper _Oliver Cromwell_, of inglorious Memory. Hence I went to _Kilcock_, a Mile beyond which is a Stone-Mill, said to be built by the Devil; and truly by its strange Contrivance, I’m apt to believe it may be the Workmanship of some infernal Artist. Four Miles forward is _Clenard_, on the Skirts of which Town is a Bridge over the River _Boyn_; memorable for the entire Defeat King _William_ gave his Royal Competitor for the Diadem of three Kingdoms. Hence I went to _Mullingar_; and from thence to _Balimore_, otherwise call’d _Balimore-Lough-Sunderland_, or _Sivedelie_, in the County of _West-Meath_; but how improper the Derivation is in one Respect, as well as incredulous in another, I leave to your judicious Sense to determine; for _Bali_ signifies a Town in the _Bogtrotters Jargon_, and _More_, great; which _Epithet_ is not at all suitable to this Place, when there are scarce 40 Houses in it. But then again to name it _Sunderland_, or _Sivedelie_, which signifies a Beetle to beat wet Linnen, the Accident I am going to recite, methinks could not impose upon the Faith of any but a _Papist_, who makes Traditions an essential Part of his _Credo_; for as I was inform’d by some dwelling here, there goes a Story of a Maid, living in former Ages, when a Grove grew where this Lough now is, on the North Side of the Town, with a small Brook running thro’ it; and one Day washing in this solitary Place, and accidentally dropping her Beetle into the Water, the Trees in the Grove instantly vanished, and the Ground became a large Lough: Thus by giving too much Credulity to a Lie, this Town begot a Name as long as a _Spanish_ Nobleman’s. In the Church-Yard here I took Notice of a Grave-stone, on which was this insignificant Inscription: _Pray for the Soul of Major ~John Duneel~, who departed the 6th of ~November~, 1694; as also for his Wife ~Elizabeth Jones~; and his Sons ~Henry~, ~William~ and ~Richard~, who caused this Tomb to be made, ~Anno Domini~ 1696._ And under it carv’d _J. H. S._ the Initial Letters of, _Iesus Hominum Salvator_. Not far from this is another Grave stone over a Miller, with all the chief Tools of his thieving Occupation carv’d thereon: And this Mode I saw was pretty customary among Tradesmen in many Church-Yards in this Kingdom.