_Un_. I meane to _Westminster_ hall, and let one another blood in Lawe.
_Un_. Thou saist right, _Thomas_, it lies betweene both our houses indeed. But now I am thus dignified (I thinke that's a good word) or intituled is better, but tis all one; since I am made a Captaine--
_Un_. Thou art deceavd; it is by vertue of the Commission,--the Commission is enough to make any man an officer without desert; _Thomas_, I must thinke how to provide mee of warlike accoutrements to accomodate, which comes of Accomodo[215]: _Shakespeare_. The first, and the first--
_Tho_. No, Sir, it comes of so much money disburs'd.
_Un_. In troth, and it does, _Thomas_; but take out your table bookes and remember to bring after me into the Country, for I will goe downe with my father in law Sir _Richard_ this morning in the Coach,--let me see--first and formost: a Buff Coate and a paire of breeches.
_Tho_. First and formost: Item, a Buff Coate fox and a paire of breeches of the same Cloth.
_Un_. A paire of bootes and spurres, and a paire of shooes without spurres.
_Un_. A paire of gray stockins, thick dapple gray stockins, with a belt, to be worne either about my shoulder or about my wast.
_Un_. A _London Dutch_ felt without a band, with a feather in't.
_Un_. An old fox[216] blade made at _Hounsloe_ heath, and then all the Bookes to be bought of warlike discipline, which the learned call Tacticks.
_Tho_. Ticktacks.[217]--If your worship would take my Counsell, considering the league at _Barwick_[218] and the late expeditions, wee may find some of these things in the North or else speake with some reform'd Captaine, though he bee a Catholike; and it may bee wee may have them at cheaper rates.
_Un_. 'Tis true, Thomas: but I must change the lynings of the breeches, for I love to bee cleanly.
_Tho_. So you may, Sir; and have the fowling of them yourselfe.
_Tho_.--ding staffe. Why, a Cane is a leading staffe in a Captaines hand.
_Un_. But I must have tassells, _Thomas_, and such things.
_Tho_. At the harnesse of the Carthorses there are tassells and Bells, too, if you will.
_Un_. Thou would'st make me a Captaine of a Morris dance. What serve the phifes and Drumms for, prethee?
_Tho_. But does your worship thinke you shall endure the bouncing of the Gunns? I observed you ever kept a way of at the Musters.