Just exackly az a man grows pure, he grows humble.
The less we know the more we suspect. A grate mind haz no room for suspicion.
Extreams meet, the very wisest are often seen to do the most phoolish things.
It iz hard tew quit play while we are winning. It iz just so in morals, men seldum undertake tew git religion az long az they kan git enny thing else.
The man who never told a lie iz a well-bred man i don't kare if he sprung from a dunghill.
Thare iz no better evidence ov wisdum than tew beleave what we kant understand.
When we are young we change our opinyuns too often. When we are old, too seldum.
Thare aint no people in this world who makes so menny blunders az thoze who don't beleave "that enny good thing ever came out ov Nazareth."
We lay all of our bad luk tew sum boddy else, but our successes we giv ourself kredit for.
Hurry and dispatch are often confounded, but they are az unlike az the habits ov the pissmire and the ant.
A dandy in love iz in just about az bad a fix az a stick ov mollassis kandy that haz half melted.
Thoze who luv most to play jokes upon others, luv least tew hav jokes played upon them.
One ov the most diffikult things for an old person tew forgit and at the same time the most necessary, iz that they are no longer young.
Seckond luv iz like a seckond case ov meazles--the pashunt alwus haz it light.
Men in luv alwus akt like phools or lunatiks, ackordin tew the amount ov their branes.
There iz no more degrading servitude in this life than tew be obliged tew flatter another.
Fear and courage both seem tew be constitutional, for we often see the ignorant the most courageous, and the most wize the most timid.
About the best thing that extreme old age kan do for us iz tew make death a relief.
To be thoroughly pittyed will take the courage out ov enny man.
Envy iz just az natral tew the heart ov man az blood iz tew hiz boddy.
When a doktor looks me square in the face and kant see no money in me, them i am happy.
He who will flatter another, will rob him, if he gits a good chance.
Thare might possibly be sum advantage, in entering a convent, if we could eskape from ourselfs, but go whare we will, we have tew keep company with one, who is able tew do us more hurt, than enny boddy else.