"Man, Watson," said the factor, with an expression of impatient disgust on his harsh, ill-tempered features, "I wonder to see ye swallowing that trash! It’s not food for human beings. Have ye been so long among sheep that ye must imitate their very eating?"
"It’s live and let live, each in his own way," said the well-contented sheep-farmer; and then he added: "But tell me this, friend Purdie: if ye object to my eemitating a sheep, what kind o’ animal is’t you eemitate? For there’s only one kind o’ crayture I’ve heard o’ that would eat a dead cow—and that’s a hoodie crow."
But this was an incidental remark: presently they returned to their main object, which was the condition of Lochgarra.
"It’s just terrible to think of," said the Little Red Dwarf, with his mouth as vindictive as the process of eating would allow; "it’s just terrible to think of, the waste and extravagance going forward, on what used to be a carefully-ordered, carefully-kept estate. And the pampering o’ they idle, whining, deceitful, ill-thrawn wretches, that would be the better of a cat-o’-nine tails to make them work! Work? Not them!—if they can get money out o’ the proprietors or out o’ the Government, or out o’ the rates. And what could ye expect to happen wi’ a silly, ignorant woman coming into such a nest of liars, and believing everything she hears? What could ye expect? Born liars every one o’ them—ay, from end to end of the West Highlands: there’s not a man o’ them that would not lie the very soul out o’ his body for a dram of whisky!"
"That’s an old contention o’ yours, friend Purdie," said the farmer; and then he proceeded, with a twinkle of humour in his eyes: "But I’ll just tell ye this, man, that it’s a mercy there’s one thing in the West Highlands that will not lie. One thing at least, I tell ye. Among the universal lying, isn’t it a mercy there’s one thing will _not_ lie—and that’s the snow. It’s a blessing for the sheep—and for the sheep-farmers."
"And what am I? Where am I?" resumed Mr. Purdie, paying no heed to this little jocosity, for his small, piggish eyes had grown heated with anger and indignation. "What is my poseetion? I ask ye that. What have I to do wi’ the estate except to collect what rent there is left? It’s this fashionable young dame that must come in to manage the place, snipping off here and snipping off there, ordering this and ordering that, building byres and sheds for nothing, and putting advertisements in the papers about druggets and blankets to sell, as if Lochgarra House was a warehousemen’s shop. I tell ye, it’s enough to make her uncle turn in his grave. _He_ knew better how to dale wi’ they ill-thrawn paupers! And what will she not give them, after giving them Meall-na-Cruagan?—and that without consulting any one—no ’by your leave’ or ’with your leave,’ but ’this is what I have decided, and you can carry it out like a clerk.’ Man, Watson, ye were a silly creature to consent to that Meall-na-Cruagan business! That was but a beginning—where is to be the end? Well, I’ll tell ye the end! She’ll snip here, and snip there, until she has divided every acre of ground among the crofters; and then, when they’ve resolved among themselves to pay no more rent, I suppose they’ll be happy. No, d——n them if they will!—they’ll want her to sell Lochgarra House, and give them the money to buy more stock." And here Mr. Purdie poured himself out a glass of port, and gulped it as a dog grabs at a rat.