For almost as long as I can remember the Reverend James Tacksman, B.A., was in the habit of coming to my father’s house, and the news that he was in view on the "far brae-face" used to put my mother into such a temper that "dauded" heads and cuffed ears were the order of the day. The larger fry of us cleared out promptly to the barn and stack-yard till the first burst of the storm was over. Even my father, accustomed as he was to carry all matters ecclesiastical with a high hand, found it convenient to have some harness to clean in the stable, or the lynch-pin of a cart to replace in the little joiner’s shop where he passed so much of his time.
"I’ll no hae the craitur aboot the hoose," my mother would cry; "I telled ye sae the last time he was here—sax weeks in harvest it was—and then had maist to be shown the door. (Haud oot o’ my road, weans! Can ye no keep frae rinnin’ amang my feet like sae mony collie whaulps? Tak’ ye that!) Hear ye this, guidman, if ye willna speak to the man, by my faith I wull. Mary McQuhirr is no gaun to hae the bread ta’en oot o’ the mooths o’ her innocent bairns——(Where in the name o’ fortune, Alec, are ye gaun wi’ that soda bannock? Pit it doon this meenit, or I’ll tak’ the tings to ye!). Na, nor I will be run aff my feet to pleesure ony sic useless, guid-for-naething seefer as Jaimsie Tacksman!"
At this moment a faint rapping made itself audible at the front door, never opened except on the highest state occasions, as when the minister called, and at funerals.
My mother (I can see her now) gave a hasty "tidy" to her gray hair and adjusted her white-frilled "mutch" about her still winsome brow.
"_And hoo are ye the day, Maister Tacksman, an’ it’s a lang, lang season since we’ve had the pleasure o’ a veesit frae you!_"
Could that indeed be my mother’s voice, so lately upraised in denunciation over a stricken and cowering world? I could not understand it then, and to tell the truth I don’t quite yet. I have, however, asked her to explain, and this is what she says:
"Weel, ye see, Alec, it was this way" (she is pleased when I require any points for my "scribin’," though publicly she scoffs at them and declares it will ruin my practice if the thing becomes known), "ye see I had it in my mind to the last minute to deny the craitur. But when I gaed to open the door, there stood Jaimsie wi’ his wee bit shakin’ hand oot an’ his threadbare coatie hingin’ laich aboot his peetifu’ spindle shanks, and his weel-brushit hat, an’ the white neck-claith that wanted doin’ up. And I kenned that naebody could laundry it as weel as me. My fingers juist fair yeukit (itched) to be at the starchin’ o’t. And faith, maybes there was something aboot the craitur too—he was sae cruppen in upon himsel’, sae wee-bookit, sae waesome and yet kindly aboot the e’en, that I juist couldna say him nay."