THEATRE ROYAL, ENGLISH UPROAR.—The Proprietor respectfully announces that, while the cold weather lasts, he will present each visitor to the Boxes or Pit with a bucket of "thick-ribbed ICE;" and assures the Public that the temperature of the Theatre is so comfortably regulated that it is never more than 50 degrees below the freezing point.
THEATRE ROYAL, DREARY LANE.—This Evening, their Majesties' Servants will perform THE MANAGER IN DISTRESS; To which will be added the serious Extravaganza of THE HOT CROSS _BUNN_; The principal Character by the Manager. The whole to conclude with THE DEVIL TO PAY.
On Monday next, Mr. SWING will exhibit his extraordinary performances on the Tight Rope.—_N.B._ On this occasion all persons on the Free List will be _suspended_.
AS TOADY, an unmarried Female of an uncertain age. She is so soft in her disposition as to take any impression; says yes or no, just as she is bid; prefers Cape to Madeira, and dislikes Champagne; and has no objection to wash and walk out with the poodles.—_N.B._ Is very skilful in backbiting, and would be delighted to assist in the ruin of reputations. Can have a good character from her last place, which she left in consequence of the lady marrying her tall Irish footman.
AS DINER-OUT, an Irish Captain on half-pay, who has at his disposal a plentiful supply of small talk and table wit; does the agreeable to perfection; is a good laugher at stale jokes, and a capital retailer of new ones; never falls asleep at the repetition of a dull story, and always laughs in the right place. He has a variety of other qualifications too numerous for insertion in an advertisement.
NOTICE is hereby given, that a considerable portion of CIVIC DIGNITY, conjectured to be equal in quantity to a _Winchester_ Measure, has been lost since the 9th of November, 1834. This _in_-valuable appendage is supposed to have been dropped from the person of an _ill_ustrious _Mayor_, during certain squabbles which took place in spite of common sense and _common counsel_. It is hoped it will be recovered by his successor, and any information respecting the same may be communicated to a HOBBLER, at the Mare's Nest in the Poultry.
LOST—by NOBODY, in the neighbourhood of NOWHERE, an article more easily conceived than described, known by the name of NOTHING. The fortunate finder may keep it on paying the expenses of this Advertisement.