Love had made Catherine make each lover’s fortune, Unlike our own half-chaste Elizabeth, Whose avarice all disbursements did importune, If history, the grand liar, ever saith The truth; and though grief her old age might shorten, Because she put a favourite to death, Her vile, ambiguous method of flirtation, And stinginess, disgrace her sex and station.
But when the levee rose, and all was bustle In the dissolving circle, all the nations’ Ambassadors began as ’twere to hustle Round the young man with their congratulations. Also the softer silks were heard to rustle Of gentle dames, among whose recreations It is to speculate on handsome faces, Especially when such lead to high places.
Juan, who found himself, he knew not how, A general object of attention, made His answers with a very graceful bow, As if born for the ministerial trade. Though modest, on his unembarrass’d brow Nature had written ‘gentleman.’ He said Little, but to the purpose; and his manner Flung hovering graces o’er him like a banner.
An order from her majesty consign’d Our young lieutenant to the genial care Of those in office: all the world look’d kind (As it will look sometimes with the first stare, Which youth would not act ill to keep in mind), As also did Miss Protasoff then there, Named from her mystic office’l’Eprouveuse,’ A term inexplicable to the Muse.
With her then, as in humble duty bound, Juan retired,—and so will I, until My Pegasus shall tire of touching ground. We have just lit on a ‘heaven-kissing hill,’ So lofty that I feel my brain turn round, And all my fancies whirling like a mill; Which is a signal to my nerves and brain, To take a quiet ride in some green Lane.
When Newton saw an apple fall, he found In that slight startle from his contemplation— ’Tis said (for I’ll not answer above ground For any sage’s creed or calculation)— A mode of proving that the earth turn’d round In a most natural whirl, called ‘gravitation;’ And this is the sole mortal who could grapple, Since Adam, with a fall or with an apple.
Man fell with apples, and with apples rose, If this be true; for we must deem the mode In which Sir Isaac Newton could disclose Through the then unpaved stars the turnpike road, A thing to counterbalance human woes: For ever since immortal man hath glow’d With all kinds of mechanics, and full soon Steam-engines will conduct him to the moon.