An honest God is the noblest work of man.
Progress is born of courage. Fear paralyzes the brain.
A King is a non-producing thief, sitting on a throne, surrounded by vermin.
Whiskey is the son of villainies, the father of all crimes, the mother of all abominations, the devil's best friend, and God's worst enemy.
An Orthodox Man is a gentleman petrified in his mind.
Chicago is a marvel of energy, a miracle of nerva
A Republican is a man who loves something.
I believe in absolute intellectual liberty. I believe in American labor. I believe in the democracy of the fireside, in the republicanism of the home.
I believe in liberty, always and everywhere. I believe in truth, in investigation, in forethought.
I believe in the gospel of education, of cheerfulness, of justice and intelligence.
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