"Good morning, old mother Industry, good morning!" sed the grassbug. "A fine cernal ov wheat that, yu are rooling in!
"Terribel bad acksident on the Harlem road yesterday!
"When dew yu think specie payments will be took up?
"Thare! mi pipe haz gone out, kant yu lend me a match?
"How menny aunts hav yu got in yure village?
"I wonder if thare iz enny truth in the dispatch, that the pissmires, down on Sandy Creek, hav all struck for higher wages?
"Who do yu think yure ants will vote for for justiss ov the peace?
"What iz yure sold opinyun ov the new license law, will it make rum enny skarser?
"Do yu buy enny grocerys ov old Ferguson, i hope not, he iz a mean old skinflinter, he sold me, only last week, a peace ov bar sope, for sum beeswax.
"The world iz gitting more full ov wussness every day!
"I wonder if thare iz enny truth in what every boddy sez, about old Square Benson, that he kant pay, only now and then sum ov hiz dets!
"Do yu see much ov the krickets now a days?
"I should really like tew kno how they are gitting along; rather tuff times for them i guess, yu don't think they will winter, do yu?
"Hav yu got enny onion seeds tew spare, that yu kan reckomend?
"Dew yu think England will ever pay the Allabarmer klaims?
"I kant see what makes the cockroaches so stuck up, i met one this morning, and before i could put two civil questions at him he was out ov sight!
"Sum folks are alwus in sich a swetting hurry!
"Aint thare sum good law agin the spiders bilding their webs in the grass?
"How mutch wheat haz yure aunts got laid up; yu must hav sum tew spare?
"I wonder if it wont up and rain, before tommorrow?
"They tell me that maple sugar iz a drug in the market, owing to its peculiar mutchness; yu kant tell, kan yu, whether this iz so or not, i wish yu could!
"Mi opinyun now iz, that he who livs to see next year, will see buckwheat a bigg crop!
"I overheard the older hens say, az i cum past nabor Sherman's lower barn this morning, that eggs waz gitting a good deal on plenty, and they must git tew work agin!
"Well! i am in an awful hurry, i am going down tew tend a jumping match between Springsteel, and Steelspring, two yung grasshoppers; this iz tew be the last hop ov the seazon.
"I am uncommon sorry i kant stay longer, and make yu a good visit.