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[Illustration: SONNETS OF A BUDDING BARD]

Sonnets of a Budding Bard

_Sometimes I get to wishin’ I might be A little lamb like Mary’s, fond and true, With Susan Sanderson as Mary, see? We’d play amidst the clover sweet with dew, And everywhere that she wast there’d be me, And if she wasn’t, I’dst be elsewhere, too._

Sonnets of a Budding Bard

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Sonnets of a Budding Bard

I. Lines Wrote in School Whilst I Shouldst Have Been Studyin’ My Lesson

II. Thoughts Thought Whilst Thinkin’ about Mary and Her Pet Lamb

III. Lines Wrote Whilst Thinkin’ about How Pa Acts When Dressin’ Up

IV. Lines Wrote Whilst Realizin’ We Oughtst to Be Kind to Dumb Brutes

V. Sonnet Wrote Whilst Thinkin’ of Our Parents in the Garden of Eden

VI. Lines Wrote Whilst Smartin’ from Punishment Received for Lyin’

VII. Thoughts Thought about Ma’s Notions Regardin’ Love and House-keepin’

VIII. Thoughts Thought Whilst Thinkin’ of Peary on a Hot Summer Day

IX. Thoughts Thought Whilst Thinkin’ of a Thanksgivin’ Day Turkey

X. Sonnet Wrote Whilst Thinkin’ of My Sister Maymie’s Homely Beau

XI. Lines Wrote Whilst Recovering from an Accident Caused by a Hornet

XII. Lines Wrote on a Summer Day Whilst Thinkin’ of a Soda Fountain

XIII. Lines Wrote After Bein’ Scolded for Not Doin’ as Children Used To

XIV. Lines Wrote On Readin’ How Cleopatra Made Men Act Very Foolish

XV. Sonnet Wrote Whilst Thinkin’ What I Wouldst Do with Carnegie’s Gold

XVI. Some Thoughts Thought Whilst Havin’ to Bathe in a Bath-tub

XVII. Lines Wrote in School Whilst Throwin’ Glances at Susan Sanderson

XVIII. Thoughts Thought Whilst Mowin’ the Lawn on a Saturday Afternoon

XIX. Sonnet Wrote on the Fly-leaf of My Grammar Durin’ School Hours

XX. Thoughts Thought on Hearin’ Folks Find Fault with the Weather

XXI. Lines Wrote After Seein’ Shakespeare’s Hamlet from an Upper Gallery

XXII. Sonnet Wrote Whilst Retrospectively Contemplatin’ My First Cigar

XXIII. Sonnet Wrote Whilst Thinkin’ About a Vacation Spent on a Farm

XXIV. Lines Composed After Seein’ a Book Full of Byron’s Love Letters

XXV. Sonnet Wrote After Hearin’ a Youth Oratin’ about “Casabianca”