'But the men are trained when you get 'em, surely?'
'Yes; but you get the same lot in one ship all through her commission, and you put a polish on 'em.'
'P.Q. 2,' cried a signalman. That was a well-known message. It meant: 'Get into your boats as fast as you know how and pull round the Fleet.' The men leaped on to the nettings and fell outboard like dolphins.
'That shows it,' said the Warrant Officer with a sniff. 'Look at that man crawlin' into his place' (to me he seemed to be flying). 'Our first boat ought to be away in fifteen seconds' (it was quite thirty before the last drew clear). 'There go the Arrogants.' His face darkened. Was it possible that that tip-tilted, hog-backed cruiser had----
'We're well first away,' said a Lieutenant.
'Hum! We ought to have been more previous,' said the Warrant Officer. 'The Arrogants nearly beat us. We love the _Arrogant_, but we do not allow her to lead if we can help it.'
Another time we were not so lucky. The tale is worth telling to show (a) how one is at the mercy of one's subordinates, and (b) how there is no excuse in the Navy. At odd hours, chiefly in the black night, the Admiral, feeling lonely, calls up one boat from each ship to his gangway, and the signal, which we will label T.V.K., reads: 'Cutter to Flagship from each ship; third-class cruisers to send whaler.' Warned by experience, the First Lieutenant, whom it is not easy to catch napping, had the whaler's crew sleeping all handy by, where one order would send them out like fly-stung cattle. A cutter requires about three times as many men, and on a small cruiser one cannot keep these together. Enter, then, at 11:45 p.m., a zealous signalman with the words: 'Cutter to the Flagship.' In his haste he had omitted to read the conclusion of the signal vouchsafing us the whaler, and (this was his black error) told no one that it was 'T.V.K.,' which would have explained the situation. No, he needs must say 'cutter'; so cutter it was. After the men had been variously dug out of their hammocks and the heavy boat got away, the Flagship wanted to know why we were several scandalous minutes behind our time. It was a direct reflection on the ship and its smartness; a galling and unanswerable wigging that makes men dance and swear with rage. We could only have said that the signal was misread, which would not have helped us in the least; so we shut our mouths and killed the signalman next morning. His own chief, the hawk-nosed Yeoman of Signals, flung him bound to the executioner, saying: 'He ought to have known, sir; he ought to have known.' So he was boiled, scraped, and sand-papered, his hair was cut and his number was taken; after which he went forward and heard precisely what the lower deck thought of him. Then a visiting Captain's galley hanging on to the gangway rubbed it in gracefully and casually, and a fat beef-boat condoled with us ironically, and the whaler (_see_ Note V.) heard all about it next time she went sailing without an officer in the stern-sheets. It was most annoying, but can't you see how easily this sort of accident may happen?