_First Search._ How duly the men of Nineveh keep the proclamation! how are they armed to repentance! We have searched through the whole city, and have not as yet found one that breaks the fast.
_Sec. Search._ The sign of the more grace:--but stay, here sits one, methinks, at his prayers; let us see who it is.
_First Search._ 'Tis Adam, the smith's man.--How now, Adam?
_Adam._ Trouble me not; "Thou shalt take no manner of food, but fast and pray."
_First Search._ How devoutly he sits at his orisons! but stay, methinks I feel a smell of some meat or bread about him.
_Sec. Search._ So thinks me too.--You, sirrah, what victuals have you about you?
_Adam._ Victuals! O horrible blasphemy! Hinder me not of my prayer, nor drive me not into a choler. Victuals! why, heardest thou not the sentence, "Thou shalt take no food, but fast and pray"?
_Sec. Search._ Truth, so it should be; but, methinks, I smell meat about thee.
_Adam._ About me, my friends! these words are actions in the case. About me! no, no, hang those gluttons that cannot fast and pray.
_First Search._ Well, for all your words, we must search you.
_Adam._ Search me! take heed what you do; my hose[129] are my castles, 'tis burglary if you break ope a slop; no officer must lift up an iron hatch; take heed, my slops are iron. [_They search_ ADAM.]
_Sec. Search._ O villain!--see how he hath gotten victuals, bread, beef, and beer, where the king commanded upon pain of death none should eat for so many days, no, not the sucking infant!
_Adam._ Alas, sir, this is nothing but a _modicum non nocet ut medicus daret_; why, sir, a bit to comfort my stomach.
_First Search._ Villain, thou shalt be hanged for it.
_Adam._ These are your words, "I shall be hanged for it"; but first answer me to this question, how many days have we to fast still?
_Adam._ Five days! a long time: then I must be hanged?
_Adam._ I am your man, I am for you, sir, for I had rather be hanged than abide so long a fast. What, five days! Come, I'll untruss. Is your halter, and the gallows, the ladder, and all such furniture in readiness?
_First Search._ I warrant thee, shalt want none of these.
_Adam._ And for eating of meat. Then, friends, know ye by these presents, I will eat up all my meat, and drink up all my drink, for it shall never be said, I was hanged with an empty stomach.