"'You may rely upon me,' said I, half sneeringly.
"The major and I exchanged glances of defiance, while Polly continued,--
"'Now, come, don't be restless. You are very comfortable there. Isn't he, Major?' The major smiled again more graciously than before, as he added,--
"'Just one peep, then, no more!' said she, coquettishly; 'poor dear Wowski is so timid.'
"Scarcely had these words borne balm and comfort to my heart,--for I now knew that to the dog, and not to my rival, were all the flattering expressions applied,--when a slight scream from Polly, and a tremendous oath from the major, raised me from my dream of happiness.
"'Take your foot down, sir. Mr. Monsoon, how could you do so?' cried Polly.
"'What the devil, sir, do you mean?' shouted the major.
"'I'll shoot him like a riddle,' muttered old Belson.
"By this time the whole table had got at the story, and such peals of laughter, mingled with suggestions for my personal maltreatment, I never heard. All my attempts at explanation were in vain. I was not listened to, much less believed; and the old colonel finished the scene by ordering me to my quarters, in a voice I shall never forget, the whole room being, at the time I made my exit, one scene of tumultuous laughter from one end to the other. Jamaica after this became too hot for me. The story was repeated on every side; for, it seems, I had been sitting with my foot on Polly's lap; but so occupied was I with my jealous vigilance of the major I was not aware of the fact until she herself discovered it.
"I need not say how the following morning brought with it every possible offer of _amende_ upon my part; anything from a written apology to a proposition to marry the lady I was ready for, and how the matter might have ended I know not; for in the middle of the negotiations, we were ordered off to Halifax where, be assured, I abandoned my Oriental attitude for many a long day after."
What a contrast to the dull monotony of our life at sea did the scene present which awaited us on landing in Lisbon. The whole quay was crowded with hundreds of people eagerly watching the vessel which bore from her mast the broad ensign of Britain. Dark-featured, swarthy, mustached faces, with red caps rakishly set on one side, mingled with the Saxon faces and fair-haired natives of our own country. Men-of-war boats plied unceasingly to and fro across the tranquil river, some slender reefer in the stern-sheets, while behind him trailed the red pennon of some "tall admiral."