Gower was presently summoned to the chamber where Admiral Fakenham reclined on cushions in an edifice of an arm-chair. He told a plain tale. Its effect was to straighten the admiral’s back, and enlarge in grey glass a pair of sea-blue eyes. And, ‘What’s that? Whitechapel?’ the admiral exclaimed,--at high pitch, far above his understanding. The particulars were repeated, whereupon the sick-room shook with, ‘Greengrocer?’ He stunned himself with another of the monstrous points in his pet girl’s honeymoon: ‘A prizefight?’
To refresh a saving incredulity, he took a closer view of the messenger. Gower’s habiliments were those of the ‘queer fish,’ the admiral saw. But the meeting at Carlsruhe was recalled to him, and there was a worthy effort to remember it. ‘Prize-fight!--Greengrocer! Whitechapel!’ he rang the changes rather more moderately; till, swelling and purpling, he cried: ‘Where’s the husband?’
That was the emissary’s question likewise.
‘If I could have found him, sir, I should not have troubled you.’
‘Disappeared? Plays the man of his word, then plays the madman! Prize-fight the first day of her honeymoon? Good Lord! Leaves her at the inn?’
‘As soon as the fight was over--as far as I understand.’
The admiral showered briny masculine comments on that bridegroom.
‘Her brother’s travelling somewhere in the Pyrenees--married my daughter. She has an uncle, a hermit.’ He became pale. ‘I must do it. The rascal insults us all. Flings her off the day he married her! It ‘s a slap in the face to all of us. You are acquainted with the lady, sir. Would you call her a red-haired girl?’
‘Red-gold of the ballads; chestnut-brown, with threads of fire.’
‘She has the eyes for a man to swear by. I feel the loss of her, I can tell you. She was wine and no penalty to me. Is she much broken under it?--if I ‘m to credit... I suppose I must. It floors me.’
Admiral Baldwin’s frosty stare returned on him. Gower caught an image of it, as comparable, without much straining, to an Arctic region smitten by the beams.
‘To be sure, my poor dear! Who could have guessed when she left my house she was on her way to a prizefight and a greengrocer’s in Whitechapel. But the dog’s not mad, though his bite ‘s bad; he ‘s an eccentric mongrel. He wants the whip; ought to have had it regularly from his first breeching. He shall whistle for her when he repents; and he will, mark me. This gout here will be having a snap at the vitals if I don’t start to-night. Oblige me, half a minute.’