You’re not the only pebble on the beach. There’s a Little Rock in Arkansas.
She was a fair-haired, fluffy little thing, who had taken a position as saleswoman in a department store. A few days later she met a boy friend and both stopped to have a little chat.
“How do you like your job?” inquired the boy friend.
“Oh, I like it very much,” said the fluffy one. “Only, they shift me about too much. At twelve o’clock I’m in hats, at three I’m in dresses, at four I’m in lingerie, at six I’m in stockings, and—”
“I’ll look you up tomorrow at eight,” said he.
“The evolution theory,” said the professor, “is that we all came from monkeys.”
“That’s wrong,” said the flea, biting him on his bald head, “I came from a dog.”
“He does it when no one’s about, just as we’re going to bed,” explained a Kingston wife, applying for separation against her husband, who, she asserted, was always tearing up her clothes, etc.
Only eight months to wait for the second October Whiz Bang annual.
Real photographs of the famous California Bathing Girls.
Assortment of 6 for 25 cents or 25 for $1.00.
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