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AUTHOR OF "JOHN BULL AND HIS ISLAND," ETC
LONDON SIMPKIN, MARSHALL & CO., 4 STATIONERS' HALL COURT
CHAP. I. -- A Word to Donald. -- The Scotch Anecdote and its Character. -- The Scotch painted by Themselves.
CHAP. II. -- Donald, a British Subject, but no Englishman. -- Opinion of the greatest English Wit on the Scotch, and the worth of that Opinion. -- The Wit of Donald and the Wit of the Cockney. -- Intelligence and Intellectuality. -- Donald's Exterior. -- Donald's Interior. -- Help yourself and Heaven will help you. -- An Irish and a Scotch Servant facing a Difficulty. -- How a small Scotchman may make himself useful in the Hour of Danger. -- Characteristics. -- Donald on Train Journeys. --One Way of avoiding Tolls.
CHAP. III. -- All Scots know how to Reckon. -- Rabelais in Scotland. --How Donald made Twopence-halfpenny by going to the Lock-up. --Difference between Buying and Stealing. -- Scotch Honesty. -- Last Words of a Father to his Son. -- Abraham in Scotland. -- How Donald outdid Jonathan. -- Circumspection, Insinuations, and Negations. --Delicious Declarations of Love. -- Laconism. -- Conversation reduced to its simplest Expression. -- A, e, i, o, u. -- A Visit to Thomas Carlyle. --The Silent Academy of Hamadan. -- With the Author's Compliments.
CHAP. IV. -- The traditional Hospitality of the Highlands. -- One more fond Belief gone. -- Highland Bills. -- Donald's two Trinities. -- Never trust Donald on Saturdays and Mondays. -- The Game he prefers. -- A Well-informed Man. -- Ask no Questions and you will be told no Tales. --How Donald showed prodigious Things to a Cockney in the Highlands. --There is no Man so dumb as he who will not be heard.
CHAP. V. -- Resemblance of Donald to the Norman. -- Donald marketing. --Bearding a Barber. -- Norman Replies. -- Cant. -- Why the Whisky was not marked on the Hotel Bill. -- New Use for the Old and New Testaments. -- You should love your Enemies and not swallow them. -- A modest Wish.
CHAP. VI. -- Democratic Spirit in Scotland. -- One Scot as good as another. -- Amiable Beggars. -- Familiarity of Servants. -- Shout all together! -- A Scotchman who does not admire his Wife. -- Donald's Pride. -- The Queen and her Scotch People. -- Little Presents keep alive Friendship.