Yes! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today. Our eggs are delicious But they act suspicious They look like they passed away And if you try some of our spin-ISH We'll tell you your finish But, YES! we have no bananas, we have no bananas today.
YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today. We'll sell you some Swiss cheese, When you open up this cheese It gets up and walks away. We got those IM-ported STRUM-berries, From fine cemeteries, But, YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today.
YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today. Our grapefruit I'll bet you Is not gonna wet you, We drain them out every day. We got those hen fruit, have you tried 'em, Live chickens inside 'em, But, YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today.
YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today. We just killed a pony, So try our bologny It's flavored with oats and hay. We have those New Hamp-SHY-re squashes They taste like go-LAH-shes But, YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today.
YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today. Our famous cucumbers, Were tested by plum-BERS, And they cannot leak they say. We have some nice vege-TAY-bles Just look at the labels But, YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today.
YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today. we have aspar-AY-gus. That's good for lum-BAY-gus, And grapefruit that's turning gray. And you can take home, for the WIM-mens, Nice juicy per-SIM-mons, But, YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today.
YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today. Just try those co-CO-nuts, Those walnuts and doughnuts, There ain't many nuts like they. We'll sell you two kinds of Red herring, Dark brown and ball bearing, But, YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today.
YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today. This song isn't pretty, But still it's a ditty, That grows on you day by day. And you can all do something for us Just join us in the chorus (Spoken) All together! YES! we have no bananas; we have no bananas today.