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My Life as an Author

LONDON: SAMPSON LOW, MARSTON, SEARLE, & RIVINGTON CROWN BUILDINGS, 188 FLEET STREET, E.C. 1886

My Life as an Author

CHAPTER I. Page Preliminary--Sonnet--Public Life, not Private--Benjamin Franklin--Samples from Books--Self-judgment 1-6

My Life as an Author

Infancy and Schooldays--Parentage--Germany and Guernsey, America and Canada--Winsor's Patent Gaslights--King George III.'s Blessing--My Father's Dream--Second Sight--Heredity--First School at Brentford--Next at Brook Green--Third Charterhouse--Dr. Russell--Parson Schoolmasters--Coins and Hoops--Andrew Irvine--Cockshies--Harpies at the Feast--Dr. Stocker--Holt's--M'Neile--Harold Browne 7-25

Young Authorship in Verse and Prose--Melite--Rough Rhymes--Carthage--Umbrella Sapphics--Height of Honesty--Holkar Hall--Melrose Abbey--Heidelberg--Pterodactyles--The Buckstone--Scotch Journal--Vitrified Forts--Ireland--Kingston Caverns--Cornish Letter and Sketches--Penzance--The Logan--Land's End--St. Michael's Mount--Rapid Travel 26-51

College Days--Voice from the Cloister--Gladstone--Aristotle Class--Giants in those Days--Studentship--A Reading-Man--College Larks--D.C.L.--Dr. Bliss 52-61

Failure as to Orders--Stammering--Blewbury Vicarage--Lincoln's Inn--Lewin's Critique--Brodie's Cacography--Inkpen's Entomology--Duke of Wellington--Walters'--Letter as to India--Barrister and Benedict--A Hoax--Theodore Hook--Old Lady Cork 62-71

Stammering--Man's Privilege of Speech--Chess Playing--Anecdotes--Angling--Fishing Sonnets 72-78

Oxford Prize Poems--Verses in the Schools--Parodies--Rhyme and Rhythm--Scriptural Science--Classic Parallels 79-85

Sundry Providences--The Small Semisuicide--A Concussion--Horse Accidents--Perils by Land and Sea--Lydstep Cavern 86-89

Yet more Escapes--White Cross Guild--Evils and Temptations--Potipheras--Heresies--Creeds 90-94

Fads and Fancies--Vegetarian--Teetotalism--The Anglo-Saxon--Opera Colonnade--Moderation--America Revisited--Poem on Temperance and Total Abstinence--Gough--Dr. Hodgkin--A Martyr--Clerical Letter on Pharisaism 95-104