(_Gets a piece of plank and writes on it in chalk. “Dere brother I am hear close buy. Yours_, NOODLE.” _To MISTER DOODLE. Places board against rock, R.C._)

It’s fortunate at school I learnt to spell.

Maiden Mona the Mermaid — Part 6

(_Re-enter cautiously, KING, ROOSTER, GENERAL and CAPTAIN R._)

Maiden Mona the Mermaid — Part 6

G. K. Pray cease your jokes, we have no time for fun. This is an unkind _cut_, much over done. The army gone! Say, is there further ill?

Maiden Mona the Mermaid — Part 6

ROOSTER. Allow me to present your tailors’ bill.

(_Unfolds long roll of bill which runs out on the floor._)

G. K. It must be done. A plan I’ll now unfold, To fill our empty purse once more with gold. Stay! Are we quite secure?

(_Business; each going on tip-toe to R. and L. entrances, listening and returning with exaggerated melodramatic action. Music, soft chords. Stacato._)

CAPTAIN POUNCE. (_Confidentially._) We love!

G. KING. (_Disgusted._) They love! My love’s _declined_ with thanks. Alas, it’s true, Kings are but mortals, and I love like you.

G. KING. A mermaid. Nay, you should’nt start, A mermaid, like a cabbage, has a heart. I offered her my hand; in it the key That opened locks to all the treasury. My mountain diamond mines! my gold! I rave!

G. KING. Yes, and flung it in the wave. Since then, you know, I’ve not been worth a pin; The rocky doors are closed, I can’t get in. Listen. Next time she comes to land, we’ll seize her. And till she fetches back that key, I’ll tease her. Hullo! a step!

(_All hide, R. & L. Enter PRINCE DOODLE off rock R._)

DOODLE. Such fun! the mermaid nation, Is not averse, I find, from small flirtation. We’re getting on.

Joy! joy! So then my long lost brother’s near. He can’t be far, (_calls_) Hi! Noodle! Noodle! Noodle!

(_Exit R. calling NOODLE. Enter MONA at centre, she hesitates, looks round._)

MONA. I wonder what’s become of darling Doodle.

(_Comes down. G. King, and the others follow in stealthily; the G. King has a veil._)

We’re playing hide and seek. It’s charming play. We play for kisses, and he always makes me pay. I wonder where he’s gone!

(_G. KING throws veil over her, she shrieks_.)

We’ll hide you, miss; Can’t you afford to give a King a kiss?

Unless you get my golden key so shiny, You may as well say ta, ta, to the briny.

(_Scene closes in with view of the Cottage of the Maid of the Mill._)