BARON. The testimony of Alexandersson will not be required. I beg leave to offer the Court all the correspondence by which the marital infidelity of the Baroness stands completely proved--Here are the originals; copies of them will be found in the possession of defendant.
[_The_ BARONESS _utters a cry but controls herself quickly_.
JUDGE. And yet, Baroness, you were willing to take the oath a little while ago?
BARONESS. But I didn't take it! And now I think the Baron and I may cry quits.
JUDGE. We do not let one crime cancel another. The account of each one has to be settled separately.
BARONESS. Then I want to file a claim at once against the Baron for my dowry which he has squandered.
JUDGE. If you have squandered your wife's dowry, Baron, it might be well to settle that matter right here.
BARON. The Baroness brought with her six thousand crowns in stock that was then unsalable and soon became wholly worthless. As at the time of our marriage she held a position as a telegrapher and declared herself unwilling to take support from her husband, we made a marriage contract and agreed that each one should be self-supporting. But she lost her position after the marriage, and I have been supporting her ever since. To this I had no objection whatever, but as she is now putting in bills, I shall ask leave to present one of my own to meet hers. It totals up to thirty-five thousand crowns, this being one-third of the household expenses since the beginning of our marriage, and I being willing to take two-thirds upon myself.
JUDGE. Have you this agreement in black and white, Baron?
JUDGE. Have you any documents to prove the disposition of your dowry, Baroness?
BARONESS. I didn't think at the time it would be necessary to get anything in writing, as I supposed myself to be dealing with honourable people.
JUDGE. Then this whole question cannot come under consideration here. The jury will please step into the small court-room for discussion of the case and formulation of a decision.
_The_ JURY _and the_ JUDGE _go out to the right_.
ALEXANDERSSON. [_To the_ Sheriff] This here justice is more than I can get any sense out of.
SHERIFF. I think it would be wiser for you to go right home now, or you might have the same experience as the farmer from Mariestad. Did you ever hear of it?