"I stick to Pounset," said Whaup. "Whatever he does I do, and I advise you to do the same by Randolph."
"But what if they should ride away? Isn't there some disgusting nonsense about forming from threes?"
"I suppose the horses know something about it, else what's the use of them? That brute of yours must have gone through the evolutions a thousand times, and ought to know the word of command by heart--Hallo!--I say, Pounset, just take care of that mare of yours, will ye! She's kicking like the very devil, and my beast is beginning to plunge!"
"I wouldn't be Pounset's rear-rank for twenty pounds," said a stalwart trooper to the left. "She has the ugliest trick of using her heels of any mare in Christendom."
"Much obliged to you, sir, for the information," said Whaup, controlling, with some difficulty, the incessant curveting of his steed. "I say, Pounset, if she tries that trick again I'll hamstring her without the slightest ceremony."
"Pooh--nonsense!" replied Pounset. "Woa, Miss Frolic--woa, lass!--she's the gentlest creature in the creation--a child might ride her with a feather. Mere playfulness, my dear fellow, I assure you!"
"Hang her playfulness!" cried Anthony; "I've no idea of having my brains made a batter pudding for the amusement of a jade like that."
"Are you sure, Whaup, that you did not tickle her tail?" asked Pounset, with provoking coolness. "She's a rare 'un to scatter a crowd."
"Hang me if I'd come within three yards of her if I possibly could help it," quoth Anthony. "If any gentleman in the neighbourhood has a fancy to exchange places, I'm his man."
"Threes right!" cried the commanding-officer, and we executed a movement of which I am wholly unconscious; for, to the credit of Masaniello be it said, he took the direction in his own mouth, and performed it so as to save his rider from reproach.
Then came the sword exercise, consisting of a series of slashes, which went off tolerably well--then the skirmishing, when one of our flank men was capsized--and at last, to my great joy, we were permitted to sit at ease; that is, as easily as our previous exertions would allow. I then learned to appreciate the considerate attention of the authorities in abrogating the use of pistols. In each man's holsters were a soda-water bottle, filled for the nonce with something more pungent than the original Schweppe, and a cigar-case. These were now called into requisition, and a dense wreath of smoke arose along the lines of the squadron. The officer then in command embraced the opportunity of addressing us in a pithy oration.