That night in the post sat Sergeant Blue with paper and pen in hand, And this is the word he wrote and signed and mailed to a foreign land: "To U. S. Marshall of County Blank, greetings I give to you; My squad has just brought in your men, and the squad was "Sergeant Blue."
_There are things unguessed, there are tales untold, in the life of the great lone land, But here is a fact that the prairie-bred alone may understand, That a thousand miles in the fastness the fear of the law obtains, And the pioneers of justice were the "Riders of the Plains."_
When Lord Landseeker came out West to have a look around, And spend a little money if the right thing could be found, He hadn't breathed the prairie air more than a day or two Until he was the centre of a philanthropic crew Who sought to show His Lordship all the shortcuts to success (Though why they should have troubled, His Lordship couldn't guess, For each was losing money, as he candidly confessed, Which seemed to be a fashion with the dealers in the West).
Thus His Lordship grew suspicious that his "friends" would turn him down, And he quietly bought a ticket to a little country town; But he didn't know the message that was flashed along the wire To a simple country dealer in the land of his desire; And it read: "Look out for Goggles, he'll be with you this a. m." And the crowd around the station--well, he merely smiled to them, And thought it jolly decent they'd assemble, don'tcherknow, And file along behind him as they followed, in a row.
The snow had fallen softly all the calm November night, And the morning found the praires with a covering of white; But His Lordship took a citizen who "happened" in his way, And they drove into the country for the most part of the day, Until they reached a section that was flat and free from stone, And the citizen remarked about a fellow he had known Who offered thirty dollars for this section in the fall, But the owner wanted forty, or he wouldn't sell at all.
Then His Lordship drove across it, and it seemed to catch his eye, And he whispered to the driver, "That's the section I will buy;" So in town they found the owner, who was very loath to sell, But he finally consented, if His Lordship wouldn't tell That the price was forty dollars by the acre; this agreed, A lawyer drew the papers and His Lordship got the deed, And he sailed across the ocean with the satisfying thought That he'd followed his own judgment in the bargain he had bought.