Catherine hardly knew whether or no she was glad that she had so small a party. For once, it is true, she would have a fairly quiet Sunday; but, worried as she was, not only about this private emotional history of her own, but also (though she told herself this was causeless) about her husband, she was not sure whether it would not have been a greater rest to have plenty of superficial arrangements to make, and plenty of people who did not touch her inner life to amuse. She did not at all believe in thinking about things unless some practical step was to be the outcome of thought, in which case you got an instant dividend for your investment; but if thought was to end in nothing, your dividend was composed of worry only. However, even with these few people in the house, she could manage to keep herself fairly well occupied. The American cousins, too, a plain and elderly millionaire, very dyspeptic and intensely mournful, with his wife, who was young, voluble, and carried about with her pails, as it were, of gross and fulsome flattery, with which she industriously daubed everybody who was in the least worth daubing, would certainly want--especially in view of Thurso's irritability--a little careful management. She almost wished she had not invited them, but she inherited from her mother that idea of American hospitality which makes all other hospitality appear niggardly in comparison, and did not consider she had done her duty by even the most undesirable cousins if she only asked them to dinner. "Cousins must be asked to stay, even if crossing-sweepers," was the line on which she went. These particular cousins, she acknowledged to herself, were rather trying, but she acknowledged it to nobody else.
In spite of the desirability of arriving before your guests, Silas P. Morton and Theodosia, whom her husband always addressed in full as "Theodosia," giving each syllable its due value, had arrived before them, and met them hospitably at the front-door.
"Why, if this doesn't tickle me to death!" exclaimed Theodosia, "to receive you at your own house, Catherine! And how are you, Lord Thurso?"
Thurso stifled a wish that something would tickle Theodosia to death, and she proceeded.