She went to the baker’s To buy him some bread; But when she came back, Poor Teddy was dead.
She went to the joiner’s To buy him a coffin; But when she came back, Little Teddy was laughing
She took a clean dish To get him some tripe; But when she came back, He was smoking his pipe
She went to the tavern For white wine and red; But when she came back, Ted stood on his head.
She went to the ale-house To get him some beer; But when she came back, Ted sat in a chair.
She went to the barber’s To buy him a wig; But when she came back, He was dancing a Jig
She went to the fruiterer’s To buy him some fruit; But when she came back, Ted was playing the flute.
She went to the cobbler’s To buy him some shoes; But when she came back, Ted was reading the news.
Dame Bear made a curtsey, Little Ted made a bow; Dame Bear said, “Your servant,” Little Ted said, “How now.”
Rain, rain, go away; Come again another day; Little Teddy wants to play.
Solomon Grundy Born on a Monday, Christened on Tuesday, Married on Wednesday, Very ill on Thursday, Worse on Friday, Died on Saturday, Buried on Sunday, This is the end, Of Solomon Grundy.
Ted and Jill Went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water;
Ted Fell down, And broke his crown, And Jill came Tumbling after.
To make your candles last for aye, You wives and maids give ear-o! To put them out’s the only way, Says Honest Ted Boldero.
Little Teddy Tittlemouse Lived in a little house; He caught fishes In other men’s ditches.
Multiplication is vexation; 2 x 2 = ? Division is as bad; 6 ÷ 2 = ? The rule of three perplexes me, 3 x 3 = ? And practice drives me mad.
Teddy Trot, a man of law Sold his bed and lay upon straw Sold the straw and slept on grass To buy his wife a looking-glass
Wash me and comb me, And lay me down softly, And set me on a bank to dry; That I may look pretty When Teddy comes by.
Tell-Tale Tit! Your tongue shall be slit, And all the Teddy Bears in town Shall have a little bit!
Nose, nose, jolly red nose, And what gave you that jolly red nose? Nutmegs and cinnamon spices and cloves, And they gave me this jolly red nose.
Three wise bears of Gotham Went to sea in a bowl; If the bowl had been stronger My story had been longer.
Teddy be nimble, Teddy be quick, And Teddy jump over the candlestick.