“‘Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.’”

“So you do know something of fairies and fairy lore!” she cried.

The Unspeakable Perk — Part 32

“Oh, it wasn’t much more than a hundred years ago that I read my Grimm. In the story, only one call was necessary.”

The Unspeakable Perk — Part 32

“Well, I can’t spare any more of my silken tresses. I brought a string this time. Where’s the other hair line?”

The Unspeakable Perk — Part 32

“I’ve used it to tether a fairy thought so that it can’t fly away from me. Draw up slowly.”

“Thank you so much, and I’m so glad that you are feeling better.”

“Yes. Better than the day before yesterday.”

“Bless the poor man! Much anxious waiting hath bemused his wits. He thinks he’s an echo.”

“But I was all right the day before yesterday.”

“You weren’t. You were a prey to the most thrilling terrors. You were a moving picture of tender masculinity in distress. You let bashfulness like a worm i’ th’ bud prey upon your damask cheek. Have you a damask cheek? Stand out! I wish to consider you impartially. _You_ needn’t look at _me_, you know.”

“I’m not going to,” he assured her, stepping forth obediently.

“Basilisk that I am!” she laughed. “How brown you are! How long did you say you’d been here? A year?”

“Fourteen weary Voiceless months. Not on this island, you know, but around the tropics.”

“Yet you look vigorous and alert; not like the men I’ve seen come back from the hot countries, all languid and worn out. And you do look clean.”

“Of course you should. But people get slack, don’t they, when they live off all alone by themselves? Still, I suppose you spruced up a little for me?”

“Nothing of the sort,” he denied, with heat.

“No? Oh, my poor little vanity! He wouldn’t dress up for us, Vanity, though we did dress up for him, and we’re looking awfully nice—for a voice, that is. Do you always keep so soft and pink and smooth, Mr. Beetle Man?”

“I own a razor, if that’s what you mean. You’re making fun of me. Well, _I_ don’t mind.” He lifted his voice and chanted:—

“Although beyond the pale of law, He always kept a polished jaw; For he was one of those who saw A saving hope In shaving soap.”

“Oh, lovely! What a noble finish. What is it?”

“Poetical license,” he explained airily. “Hold on, though.” He fell silent a moment, and out of that silence came a short laugh. “I suppose I _am_ beyond the pale of law, now that I come to think of it. But you needn’t be alarmed, I’m not a really dangerous criminal.”