Yes; and a [wild](75) harum-scarum [dog](76) he is. [_Drinks._
He [is now stationed in New York, studying the law, and](77) has become a staid, sober, prudent youth; and [now](78), 'tis my wish that he should settle in this, his native place, and [that he](79) marry some honest girl, who is altogether unacquainted with the frivolities of cities; and I have been thinking that in a few years your daughter will be grown up, and would make a suitable match for him. True, there will be some disparity in their ages, but as the years are on the side of the husband, so 'twill be all the better for the wife, in having a matured preceptor.
Beg [pardon],(80) sir; but it strikes me you are only carrying on your rigs mit me.
No, on my honour; and, to convince you that I'm in earnest, I have brought with me a contract, by which our offspring, when of age, are bound to intermarry, or forfeit their several fortunes. I shall settle all mine on Herman, and I shall expect you to do the same for your daughter.
Yah! yah! [ech woll](81); I'll give her all [I got](82); all my money; but she must be [d----d](83) smart if she can find ['em.](84) Take a drink, [Mr.](85) Burgomaster. [_Drinks._
Well, here are the two contracts, both binding and legally drawn.
Yah! yah! [_Drinks._--DERRIC _gives him the pen._] What you want me to do mit dis?
Me, [put](86) my name to dat [paper], mitout my old woman knowing?--mine goot [friend],(87) she would skin me. [_Noise in closet._] [Schat! you witch!](88)
But I was about to propose, on condition of your signing the contract, to let you live rent free, in future.
Rent free! I'll sign! but [stop]!(89) my old woman [must] play [old hob](90) mit me--so put down dat I can break dat contract, if I choose, in twenty years and a day.--[_Noise._]--[Schat! you witch!](91)
[_Writing._] As you please.(92) [_Noise._
I don't know if it is a cat--but, if it is my dog [Snider],(94) I wouldn't be in his skin when de old woman comes back.
There, friend Rip, I have inserted, at your request, this codicil: "Should the said Rip Van Winkle think fit to annul this contract, within twenty years and a day, he shall be at full liberty to do so."
Yah, yah! [dos] is recht--dat is goot. Now [Mr.](95) Burgomaster, what you want me to do?