And she told our pa, and he just said, "Come right on out to this here shed." Tell you, he whipped us till we were sore And made us both promise to do it no more.
That was a long time ago, and now lodge nights Or when Pa's away we have piller fights, But in Buena Vista George is bound To see there aren't any nails anywhere 'round.
Piller fights is fun, I tell you; There isn't anything I'd rather do Than get a big piller and hold it tight, Stand up in bed, and then just fight.
You bad leetle boy, not moche you care How busy you're kipin' your poor gran'pere Tryin' to stop you ev'ry day Chasin' de hen aroun' de hay. W'y don't you geev' dem a chance to lay! Leetle Bateese!
Off on de fiel' you foller de plough, Den we'en you're tire, you scare de cow, Sickin' de dog till dey jamp de wall So de milk ain't good for not'ing at all, An' you're only five an' a half this fall-- Leetle Bateese!
Too sleepy for sayin' de prayer tonight? Never min', I s'pose it'll be all right; Say dem to-morrow--ah! dere he go! Fas' asleep in a minute or so-- An' he'll stay lak dat till the rooster crow-- Leetle Bateese.
Den wake up right away, toute suite, Lookin' for somethin' more to eat, Makin' me t'ink of dem long-lag crane, Soon as they swaller, dey start again; I wonder your stomach don't get no pain, Leetle Bateese.
But see heem now lyin' dere in bed, Look at de arm onderneat' hees head; If he grow lak dat till he's twenty year, I bet he'll be stronger than Louis Cyr And beat de voyageurs leevin' here-- Leetle Bateese.
Jus' feel de muscle along hees back,-- Won't geev' heem moche bodder for carry pack On de long portage, any size canoe; Dere's not many t'ings dat boy won't do, For he's got double-joint on hees body too-- Leetle Bateese.
But leetle Bateese! please don't forget We rader you're stayin' de small boy yet. So chase de chicken and mak' dem scare, An' do w'at you lak wit' your ole gran'pere, For w'en you're beeg feller he won't be dere-- Leetle Bateese!
I sat alone with my conscience, In a place where time had ceased, And we talked of my former living In the land where the years increased; And I felt I should have to answer The question it might put to me, And to face the question and answer Throughout an eternity.
